I totally stole this post idea from
Karly who stole it from
Beth.
Here's what's annoying me lately:
* The people who keep sending me political, religious, send-this-to-12-friends, you-know-you're-old-when, or cutsie forwarded e-mails. Morons.
* The people my husband works with because he has to keep working on the weekends to play catch up because the people he works with are too incompetent to help out with this burden and they're really the reason he needs to go in to play catch up in the first place (run-on much?) Morons. But I do like the extra money - don't get me wrong.
* Myself for being greedy. Moron.
* My daughter for trying to saucily telling me "
how it's gonna be." Yeah, I don't think so. Moron.
* My son for throwing himself to the ground and crying when he doesn't get what he wants. Because, does that
ever work? Moron.
* My husband for not completely cleaning the potty after helping my son use it. Moron. To be perfectly honest, though I'm not too awfully upset about this. I mean, EW, but dude!
My kid used the potty! Without us having to ask us if he had to go!
He told us he had to go!
*happy dance, happy dance* WooT! WooT! To my non-parental-unit readers I apologize but if you do ever have kids you'll understand. Potty. training. is. a. BITCH.
* Toy companies and China for cranking out toys that I have to keep returning. What a pain in the ass. Oh, and possibly harming our kids, there's that... Morons.
* My daughter's cold and cough because it just doesn't want to go away. Moron.
* The laundry because it just doesn't want to go away. Moron.
Tell me, what's got your panties (boxers?) in a bunch?
And since I'm blatantly stealing things today -- I'll tell you something that is
not annoying me lately.
My Two Shews' Happy Stink Recipe. I am totally addicted to doing this - it makes my house smell wonderful and it's so cheap to do. It annoyed my husband, though because be came home and thought I was baking an apple pie. Moron.
In a saucepan on the stove, put:
2-3 Cinnamon Sticks
1/2 T Allspice
1/2 T cloves
1/2 T nutmeg
1/2 an apple, chopped
enough water to float the whole mess
Heat until boiling, and then turn down to simmer. Throughout the evening, add enough water to keep the ingredients well mixed and floating. Instead of apple, or even with the apple, you can add oranges.